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For the author to judge guys on the fact that they send boilerplate messages to girls based on either nothing at all or only pictures is a somewhat misanthropic and ignorant thing to do. Maybe they should try more red in their wardrobe to better their odds. Not that I feel guilty for another persons actions, but I know I've at least had the same feelings. Ya she should have hired someone a little more creative to write it for her, with a picture that hot the profile pretty much would have to include some really horrifying things like having aids, picketing abortion clinics and funerals, and going to church.
If you don't mind a potential lawsuit on your hands, I guess there's no harm in a one night romp with some sociopath who might accuse you of rape or get pregnant and claim you're the father.
That was good, but what was up with the weird comments after the story about magic spell casters? It's the site you can never win at.
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Girls ignoring their inboxes would remove guys just looking for sex from the equation, and since since guys don't get those kind of spammy messages, they'd be free to respond to all the girls genuinely interested. Overall, author's judgments completely miss the point of okcupid altogether: Last summer I created an OkCupid account again, on average there are 30 messages, it takes me so long to respond to them that by the time I'm done, there are 20 new ones waiting because you're online and available.
As the article says, even the worse female profiles get over a hundred messages per day. I think it's annoying though, when it's like one of the first few things I've said!
The profile was up for 12 minutes. That's 11 more messages than I get a week, and I have much more interest than most of my friends. He was also about to give up, but all it takes is that one message back to make a huge difference in your life. Well you keep lowering the bar and get increasingly frustrated and the quality of your messages decreases significantly.
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Now that's just darling. While it has its perks, being a woman on a dating site means immersing yourself in a disgusting cesspool of exposed nerves, unfiltered testosterone, and daily propositions to engage in sex acts so horrifying, I hadn't even heard of them before, and I'm from the Internet.
These messages are natural extensions of her profile, confirmation that you do not, I repeat, do not want to know this woman. True, but if you're still trying to hook up with someone on a dating site after they asked if they could pull your teeth out, that's some penis over brain thinking.
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In fact its more than the vast majority of guys on okc are getting. Im not trying to be offensive.
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